is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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