All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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