i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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