Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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