I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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