Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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