go do what you do best...puke behind churches
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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