How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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