i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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