I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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