Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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