I wish I could teleport
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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