Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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