So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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