How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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