I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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