So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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