You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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