Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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