TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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