No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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