Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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