Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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