dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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