In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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