so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she smelled like a LAN party
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay