Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.