shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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