Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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