chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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