it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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