Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(520): View more from Arizona

i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.

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(432): View more from Texas

Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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(208): View more from Idaho

His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.

(1-208): View more from Idaho

HE'S 26!!!

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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(585): View more from New York

He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.

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