He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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