Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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