I can text with my tongue
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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