I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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