I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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