I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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