me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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