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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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