There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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