Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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