Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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