I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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