DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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