Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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