either way he was missing a nipple.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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