I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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