Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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