I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
