too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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