return my video game
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
