11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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