my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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