you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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