So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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