The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Are my feet made of real feet?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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