I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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