After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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