i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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