Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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